February 2013
4 posts
canon url giveaway
feverishflower:
ok since i dont want eridanampora anymore i guess i should make a giveaway so nobody’s left out or w/e
reblog this post/like this post for a chance to win
ill get the winner from a random number generator
what you will win: the eridanampora url, a lifetime of people calling you canon url scum and feeling that its okay to send you hate for posting what you want
have fun guys
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June 2012
9 posts
I feel quite sorry for Benedict.
War Horse: Dies.
Sherlock: Has to die for a year.
Atonement: Rapist.
Third Star: Dies.
Amazing Grace: Dies.
Frankenstein: Rapist Murderer Monster Thing AND the person who created the Rapist Murderer Monster Thing.
Cabin Pressure: Tragic pathetic life
Inseparable: Dies....kinda
The Hobbit 2: (will) Die.
thesilentsleeper:
if you wanna be friends with me all you gotta do is act like you’re already friends with me
call me by my name
type like you’re having a mental breakdown
that’s it
dorothy-cotton:
THE WORST PART ABOUT CONSTRUCTING YOUR OWN FICTIONAL UNIVERSE IS
FUCKING NAME
FOR EVERYTHING
AND EVERYONE
What a fandom forgets at home
Supernatural fandom: Shit I forgot my salt gun
Avengers fandom: Shit I forgot my shawarma
Sherlock fandom: Shit I forgot my blogger
Doctor Who fandom: Shit I forgot my tardis
Harry Potter fandom: Shit I forgot my wand
Hunger Games fandom: Shit I forgot my bow
Teen Wolf fandom: Shit I forgot my stiles
Lord of the Rings fandom: Shit I forgot my precious
Hetalia fandom: Shit I forgot my flag
Durarara fandom: Shit I forgot my vending machine
Fullmetal Alchemist fandom: Shit I forgot my automail mechanic
Homestuck fandom: Shit I forgot my SBURB copy
Tsuritama fandom: Shit I forgot my fishing rod
Legend of Korra fandom: Shit I forgot my ship's canons
Reblog if you have a dirty mind
69% of people are too embarrassed to reblog this
May 2012
44 posts
Sam: The Gaiaphage may have taken over a human body...
Sam: ...is trying to kill us all
Sam: ...grapes us 24/7
Sam: ...it has taken our humanity
Sam: ...BUT IT CAN'T TAKE OUR RHYTHM
Everyone Else: -______-
Sam: *spontaneously bursts out into an intricately choreographed dance number*
Book club with authors
Suzanne Collins: "Finnick and Annie returned to district 4 and had a child togeth-"
JK Rowling: No no no! What are you doing, you can't let that character live. You have to be ruthless. You have to rip out the reader's heart.
Suzanne Collins: But he really doesn't need to die
JK Rowling: DO YOU WANT A BEST SELLER?!
Suzanne Collins: Yes bu-
JK Rowling: THEN KILL HIM
Stephenie Meyer: Hey Jo maybe you could help me with breaking daw-
JK Rowling: Be quiet Stephenie
im not crying theres just otp in my eye
leontina:
interrobang-ler:
how to be a writer
start to write something
pause and read over what you have so far
cringe
backspace everything
exit out of your computer
cry on the floor
oh i’m doing it exactly right
quite thoroughly sherlocked: Reblog if you think... →
thejoieshavethetardis:
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
potterwhovian:
sheogorathneedspizza:
mortonsspoon:
tardis-blue-221b:
mydetheturk:
snarkyslytherin:
what-if-jesus-were-a-timelord:
stuff-and-shenanigans:
John Barrowman can star.
The underlying meaning behind the 'look' scene.
pati79:
waitfortheawesomeness:
zaynshomoerection:
trying to explain fandom things to non-fandom people is like trying to explain trigonometry to a dog
Band fans in 1999: I want to marry them all
Band fans in 2012: I want them to marry each other
i used to laugh at plankton because he’s married to a computer but now i am plankton
I found this camera on the subway and look what...
charlie-in-a-beanie:
danisnotontop:
chemicalcatastrophe:
thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:
This is a beautiful thing.
WHY CAN’T THERE BE MORE PEOPLE LIKE THIS
ALWAYS REBLOG <3
kingfolly:
if i die and people post statuses about me on facebook and act like they knew me or were nice to me i will come back and fucking murder them
Anonymous asked: ur stupid caina is better than all ur other pairings combined :P
talesofthewormstache:
I think everybody should have their very own little button for when they are sad
And when they press it
A balloon should come down from the sky
With a basket of kittens and fluffy fanfiction of their OTP
And then they won’t be sad anymore
Anonymous asked: 1. nooo they didnt break up they will always b 2gether 2. sam and astrid r all made up they hed sex like 15 times in fear did you even read it 3. ew caine and albert dafuq kind of pairing is that whats wrong with u
Anonymous asked: caina is better u know it
me: makes a clever post
me: sees post has a typo
me: sees post has been reblogged before i could edit it
me: falls off face off planet
me: drifts into space
me: gets hit by an asteroid
